⛓️‍💥If it’s breached, it’s here.

This week’s cyber news buffet is packed with Oracle confusion, SonicWall déjà vu, and grocery store breaches that’ll make you think twice before scanning your loyalty card. While the C-suite scrambles for answers and security teams cling to their firewalls, we’re here to break it all down—with just the right amount of sarcasm.

Grab your VPN and a salty snack. Let’s get into it.

Here's your freshly brewed edition of The Salted Hash, served with a side of snark and a dash of dread.

Here's your freshly brewed edition of The Salted Hash, served with a side of snark and a dash of dread.

🥓 Today’s Hash – Quick Bites

• 🧾 Oracle Cloud Breach? CISA is urging companies to secure credentials amid claims of a breach in Oracle's legacy cloud systems. Oracle denies any compromise, but better safe than sorry. Read more

• 🛒 Ahold Delhaize Data Theft The grocery giant confirms data was stolen after a threat group claimed responsibility for a November attack. Expect a leak of your shopping habits soon. Read more

• 🏥 Mt. Baker Imaging Breach Two months after a cyberattack, Mt. Baker Imaging confirms patient data was compromised. Patients are still waiting for official notifications. Read more

• 🛍️ Paradies Shops Settlement The airport retailer agrees to a $6.9 million settlement over a ransomware data breach affecting employees' personal information. Read more

• 🔐 SonicWall Vulnerability Exploited An old SonicWall SMA100 vulnerability is being actively exploited. CISA has added it to the known exploited vulnerabilities catalog. Read more

🔧 Tools, Tricks & Tips

🚨 Pro Tip: If you're using legacy cloud systems, now's the time to review and secure your credentials. Don't wait for a breach to take action.

🌎 Cyber World Tour

• 📊 IBM X-Force Report Credential theft is on the rise, with threat actors adopting stealthier tactics. Time to double-check your password hygiene. Read more

• 🧠 Shadow AI Surge Half of workers are using unapproved AI tools, creating new security challenges for enterprises. Read more

• 🧑‍⚕️ Legends International Breach The entertainment venue management firm disclosed a data breach affecting employees and visitors. Read more

• 🛠️ Bubble.io Vulnerability A critical flaw in Bubble.io exposes apps to data theft via Elasticsearch. No patch is available yet. Read more

🤔 Hashing It Out – Reader Engagement

What's the most absurd security policy you've encountered at work? Share your stories, and the most entertaining one gets a shout-out in next week's issue!

🔚 That’s a Wrap

Remember, in cybersecurity, the only constant is change—and the occasional data breach. Stay vigilant, stay salty, and don't forget to share The Salted Hash with your fellow cyber enthusiasts.